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Stop hurting your baby girls. They are slapping us!

I should have told my friends this story but it was the last day of school and it was pretty embarrassing. Soooo the weekend towards the last week of our physical classes was my cousin's (Brian)  birthday and of course he had a party. It was in a club in town. I was skeptical about going out but anyways sikua na kitu ya kufanya so why not!  So the party went on well. Very well infact. Except that Brian's girlfriend wasn't there. Apparently she was mad at him and so she didn't show up. Who misses their boy's party though juu umejam. Anywayyyyyy. At 9 pm we left the club went to Brian's place, Buru for the rest of the sherehe. That was Saturday night.  Fast forward to Friday evening. A week later, we were walking to Kahawa, from school, KU along that stretch between school Gate and Engen, with my classmate, yes you guessed right, Karen! Halfway through the stretch, a girl looks at us so keenly and even after she is past us she turns her head. Mimi apo nikaanza kuc...

NAIROBIIIIIIII!!!!!!

 Before I can explain why  I wasn't updating y'all, please ask Alexa to play Nairobi by Bensoul, because shit is about to go down.  Do you listen to the lyrics and actually realise that the whole story is someone's stunt or escapade or caper or situation, whatever the word. Point is someone is actually living and loving this song, from "Yule anakupea pia ananipea," to "Mbogi yangu iliniambia!" So here we go. I happen to be in a boys circle and I love it there. How I became part of the squad is out of my knowledge. Wait, is it cause my butt is tiny that they thought am a fellow man? I don't know! But hey, I wouldn't fit better in any other circle. Max, Brian, Elvo, Masha, Vicky and I were having a rather chill Friday afternoon. Board games have really become our thing so if you are looking to be unproductively productive, get board games, and card games too. Serves the same purpose. On a normal weekday, each of us would either do assignments, comp...

Sarakasi za Sukari😂

   My name is Suki Sukari. All fiction!! PART 1   So my friend Bobo moves to a new place and invites me over. After class namcall and bingo! My bitch is free and in the house. She directs me to her place and in like 20 I'm there. You know that afternoon walk from KU to Kahawa with the sun up like crazy. When I get there first thing I take a nap. Two hours or whatever later I get up and realize we are actually five in the room. Two other girls I don't know, a dude, and Bobo. Are these her friends? I'm like the closest friend she has so obviously am wondering who the hell are these people I haven't met.   My girl tells me immediately,    "Hii place ni Kama hostel so I stay with the kashort girl there, these are her friends."    "Well, okay! "    She asks if I want to take a walk but am quite comfortable so I just chill there. Bree realizes am up and actually introduces  herself and everyone else in  the room.The other girl is Joy...